Two of my biggest regrets.. (maybe not ever, but definitely in terms of music)

So, over the last few years The National have barged their way through the masses of music lodged in my brain, and have managed to become one of my favourite bands..This is mainly down to the fact that Matt Berninger's voice manages to stir up feelings that a voice definitely should not be able to do.

Now they played at Glastonbury last year, and to my absolute dismay, I DIDN'T GET TO SEE THEM.. I'm pretty sure I had sunstroke (pale kid in extreme heat- you work it out), that teamed with a girl deciding to throw a pint of cider over my head, meant I wasn't in the best of moods. I was sat at my tent when they played their set, luckily we were pretty close to the Other Stage, so could hear it relatively well, but the magnitude of what I'd done only set in once they'd finished. I have no idea what I was thinking, and I have regretted it ever since. There is only one other event that I regret on a similar scale, and that's missing Latitude Festival 2008..Sigur Ros, Interpol and Joanna Newsom..and I wasn't there.. I know Grace Evenhuis will share my pain here.

But no matter, I will see them eventually..I'm pretty determined like that. Untill then, I have YouTube to try and fool myself into thinking I was actually watching them live. You see that person 5th row back in the fabulous hat? yea, that was ME..

Grace and I also manged to see Sigur Ros a few years ago at Alexandra Palace, which did help the slow healing process of missing them at Latitude..Here's a video of them, simply for the reason that it is ridiculously amazing..As good as they are, The National have a long way to go before knocking Sigur Ros off of the top spot..

The Pretty Reckless?..yea, err, they're alright..

Now, I'm not entirely sure where people stand on The Pretty Reckless, as anyone I've ever heard talking about them say they like them in a sheepish manner before laughing and denying they ever said anything. This, I can only assume is because the lead singer, Taylor Momsen, plays little Jenny Humphrey in Gossip Girl, which casts a somewhat awkward shadow over the band- 'What you like The Pretty Reckless? Bah, you must watch Gossip Girl you gay'.. That's the only logical assumption I can think of anyway..(Oh I do watch Gossip Girl btw..please don't judge me)

I always liked Momsen, that was until I found out she was 17, which is when my natural urge to hate anyone younger than me who has made far more of their life kicked in good and proper. That and the fact I saw her being interviewed on This Morning last year and she came across as such a douche. No one is better than Holly and Philip, so stop thinking you are! Plus, she kept saying she had been writing songs since she was 5..now, although I'm assuming these 'songs' were most likely about seeing a cat, stroking a cat, and crying for an hour because the cat ran away, the fact she had attempted anything at 5 years old just made me even more aware of how underdeveloped I was as a child. Unless there was a chance to play hairdressers and cut a Barbie's hair off, then I just wasn't interested.

I honestly started writing this with the intention of sticking up for The Pretty Reckless..but as I started writing it, I realised just how much I don't like Taylor Momsen.. except her voice, I'll give you that one Moms, you can hold a note..

I actually quite like their song 'Miss Nothing' (I know it's old- but I've just rediscovered it on my ipod)..but then I saw the video...I honestly have no idea what she's doing in it.. but yea we get it..you're sultry and hot.. get a new look for fuck sake!..and wash your eyes while you're at it..

So, that's 'art' then, is it?

Although I moan a hell of a lot about my dissertation, I am in fact LOVING researching about crazy artists. I mean, who wouldn't love analysing paintings like this!? :

Turns out alota these artists were slightly obsessed with sex.. which works great for me, as it means I get to talk about Freud..man, I LOVE Freud.. mainly as I always imagine him when he's alone thinking "Oh my God..I can't believe they bought that Oedipus shit..LOL"...

I love me some crazies..(pretty sure the term 'crazies' is not politically correct..but WHATEVS)

Public Announcement- Calling my Future Husband

If you were driving around Leicester today blasting out this song and singing along, occasionally in tune, please get in contact as I very much want you to be my future husband..

I look forward to hearing from you,

Sarah,Age 21.

'Hand me down the shark repellent bat spray'

So last week I sat down with my bro to watch the original 1966 Batman movie for about the 176th time, and I honestly don't know how it does it, but I swear it gets better every single time...It is one of the first films I remember watching , which makes sense as apparently my dad made me watch it as soon as I was able to understand words other than 'num nums' and 'potty', and kept making me watch it until quoting the film became my second language.. Think it's safe to say I was VERY popular in primary school.. I assume every family has a film that they remember all watching together, and the fact that Batman along with numerous Carry On films were my first memories, says quite a lot about my family.. particularly my dad.

Sadly, as I have absolutely no interest in football or any other form of sport, means I am somewhat limited in my conversation with him, therefore I often have to rely on old TV shows that we used to watch together on VHS (bear in mind I'm only 21 and obviously wasn't around when any of these first aired).. All I can say is thank God for John Cleese and the Monty Python gang, Sid James, Arthur Lowe (who btw is the spitting image of my dad ) Norman Wisdom, The Two Ronnies and Rowan Atkinson, otherwise conversation would have dried up long ago..

In my opinion, this is one of the greatest film scenes ever made, everything about it is just perfect, and if you disagree then frankly, I no longer wish to be associated with you..

It's also thanks to this that Adam West was one of my first crushes..lets just say playground talks about who you're going to marry when you're older were particularly awkward.. I never did get a second invite to play fantasy weddings.. kids can be so cruel.